Weirdo

Are you surrounded by something weird every day?
I do.

Every time when having dinner in a restaurant with my family :

So this is how my dad or mum order dishes.
So tell me, "How you cook your meat" ? *Evil laugh*

Hmm...
This is the news reporter I noticed :

Every single time. Almost every news reporter on every channel has the same dramatic eyebrow along with a slight jump when reporting a news.

Oh, what about in the university?
This is our lecturer.

Don't ever hand in your assignment late !
And of course I need plenty of time to mark your paper !

Well, you know, I'm always concern about things happening around the globe. I read news!
So here's what happen in Singapore :

Wow! Pay cut for citizens and nation ah?
Ah Jib, how about our country?

Okay loh....

What else is weirder :
Every where I go, there will always a bunch of people saying that I look like a comedian to them.
*Cough* Excuses me, what should I react to your statement? Is that a compliment or the other way round?
So I will interpret it in my own way: I'm capable to be on the television or in a movie. I'm capable to become a celebrity !
Hell YEAH! Thanks buddy! *bro fist*

HAHAHA! Weird post for weird reader like you! :P
*Poof*